"WEDGIES" are NOT funny~!~!~!

  In many instances we are always looking to surprise our kid brothers and "guy" friends with something sneaky and  sometimes hurtful, though we may NOT mean to hurt them, but many things that we do, turn out to hurt others.

 Thus, the Bible writer Solomon (King of Israel), (wrote many very wise "Proverbs", "Song of Songs",[The Superlative Song"] some Psalms") said and wrote, :"Stupid is the man that is drinking wine and slinging arrows and saying: "Was I not having fun"??...Did you notice what Solomon said such a person was? He said the man (or woman) was "Stupid". The practical  joker  ( this is the theme of Solomon's warning when one thinks he is having fun, and has been drinking, thus compounding the theme).

   "STUPID" was the word that the WISEST  man in the world excepting "Jesus Christ" whom many consider to be the "SON OF GOD" or some say He was "God in the Flesh", but anyway you look at him, he was a most intelligent teacher !~!~!

   So this sentence is to be taken  serious, because these are words of great and wise depth and are a good warning to those who like to "joke" around and give a buddy, or friend or his brother, or any male person what we laughingly call a "WEDGIE".

 What is a "wedgie", as we use the term here?

 Well, it is when you grab a man's undershorts and pull them up so as to get a laugh from those around him, or just between the both .

 But, just how funny is this "Giving one a wedgie"? 

 To the jokester, he probably gets a big laugh from those about or after the victim stops moaning and rolling on the floor or ground, and he say: "AWWWW, man, I was just having fun".~~!~!  WOW~! He quoted the wise man Solomon the wisest King ever to sit on the throne of God in Israel in defense of his actions, but there can be very serious repercussions from such a "joke".

  Has anyone ever heard of one man having "Testicular Torsion"??   I have and I had it happen to me, although not from a drunken prankster...to me...it just happened as I sat uncomfortably in a front seat of a car too small for a man my size to be in, and my outside shorts wedged in between my crotch and brought my undershorts with them.

    I was UNCOMFORTABLE (understatement) and should have asked the driver to pull over so I could make some sort of  adjustments.

 But, I was brave, and too embarrassed to say a thing, so I wriggled from a city 50 miles away from where I lived and all around town until I could get home and adjust "things" right away!

 But, I started getting pain~!~! Very severe pain in the Testicles, and in the scrotum...soon to elevate itself to a point where it was hitting me "at home" every 5-10 seconds or so.

   That seems so short of a time to complain, but, though I was tough, I couldn't wait to get home and see if it would subside, taper-off, or, hopfully,  go away.

   It didn't and I suffered this way at home and for hours, every 7 to 8 seconds got to be every 2-3 seconds, a pain like I never have felt and I want to pass this off to those who give other men or boys  these hilarious "WEDGIES" and laugh all by them selves.

 I went to my doctor after (Thank GOD Almighty, and after many prayers) it subsided and went away, never to return. But, I now live in the fear that it will happen again, as it happened once means that it can happen 2x or more.

 My doctor did NOT know what it was...and never did he proceed to help me out if it would ever happen or "creep up on me again".

 I went to the Internet, and I searched the net using the most identifying words such as: "Testicles, pain, scrotum, and a few others.

 And, if you wish you can find it for yourself, but the hundreds of times that I found it, I said :"THAT IS IT"~!~!~! THERE-IT-IS~!~!~!"

   The net described it as a serious pain in the tubes that carry liquids to be exited through the penis, and the tubes therein.

 I forget the terms now, but the word "P~A~I~N" stuck with me and I hope it will never happen again, as it did mention that it arises when on many men, when they get a "wedgie" and ignoring a pain that is sharp and most uncomfortable, and may lead to sterility, though it is not the usual ending to such a happening, but I want to warn you , and other STUPID people who think that many uncomfortable tricks, like:"Pulling a chair out from a sitting person" is a funny thing to do, for you are the types that could give a friend, or just bullying a guy who cannot defend himself against you~!~

   Have you ever done this, like a "Drinking Archer, who is shooting his arrows everywhere and sayin:'am I not having fun' "??? or ain't' I funny, man!???

   No, You're NOT funny, and you deserve a good shot of "Testicular Torsion" to play it's painful attacks upon you. [For only five minutes or so...as I am NOT that cruel~!]

 Then you will know how "STUPID" you really are!

Rick Lauzon

AKA : "fourstrings"