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eBays Most Funniest, Creative, & Wackiest Feedbacks!!!

by: momma*jess( 585Feedback score is 500 to 999) Top 1000 Reviewer
96 out of 101 people found this guide helpful.


****BEWARE!!!! THIS GUIDE IS BOUND TO MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD!****

Have you ever seen some funny or down right creative feedback that was left for you? Ever wondered what other great feedbacks have been left for other members? Perhaps you would like idea's on feedback that you, yourself, can leave for others. Well, this guide is for you!

I thought it would be neat to show you guys some of the creative feedbacks that I have come across that were left by other members. These can be neat designs, funny sayings, or just plain creative & wacky. So sit back and relax and take a look at some of eBay's most creative feedbacks ever left. Be sure to look at them all. If you have any you would like to add to my list then contact me and I will add them. Like any of them? Feel free to cut and paste to use yourself. Thanks for reading and if you like this guide then be sure to vote by clicking on the "yes" button where it says "Was this guide helpful" when you are done reading.

Thanks & look for my upcoming guide: eBays Funniest Negative & Neutral Feedbacks Ever!

(PS-- I really enjoyed writing this guide and had quite a few laughs at some of the feedbacks I found. They are all 100% real and some are just plain wacky!)


Funny, Creative, Wacky & Oddball Feedbacks:
  • DRUGS? NA, I GET MY HIGH SELLING TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
  • WHO NEEDS CHOCOLATE WHEN I HAVE THIS BUYER ... NO CAFFIENE NEEDED
  • WHONEEDS A GENIE 2GRANT ME WISHES WHENALL I NEED R BUYERS LIKE YOU!
  • I'll bid on you til there's nothing left but crumbs! Then I'll bid on the crumbs!
  • Corn on the cob is nice, because the cob never shouts GET ME BEER, WOMAN! 
  • Santa brought me cookies 4 xmas. I did not eat them, I sold them on ebay.
  • Seller uses only nice round numbers, like $10 and $12. NOT like $73.98. Thanks.
  • I am a walrus. I type using my flippers. Hee Hee.
  • The Lord only granted me one child, and she died. Anyway, you were great. A+A+
  • I am bigger than you so leave me a good feedback.
  • Fast delivery. Precision machined parts. Clearly labeled chemicals. Discreet. A+
  • I was once told that HOTDOGS are the foods of CHAMPIONS. Then I tripped and fell
  • I once had a fork. it looked like a spoon, so I called it a spoon. Was I wrong?
  • I was going to leave feedback, but the window's open and now I'm cold. Soory!
  • When I open boxes of cereal, you should be inside. Yes, you're THAT GOOD!
  • Prompt, yet VAGUELY malodorous. Will CERTAINLY do more business. Has POOL!
  • Duck....Duck....Duck....Duck! Goose! Your It! Now leave me my feedback!
  • When life gives you a lemon, put it on ebay and I will bid on it.
  • I was impressed by your TECNIQUE. You sell, I bid. Smart! Will u have my baby?
  • If u pull the legs off a daddylongleg? Then what do u call it? Daddy?
  • As far as I know this person is not a demon. Got the cash anyway so I am cool.
  • Thank you for trusting this Hippy with your cash. I wont disapoint!
  • Nice Ebayer, 1 of my favorite Ebuyers Thanks for the Ecash! I buy more Estuff!
  • Buyer was never mean to me! Most make me cry but this one did not. Thank you. A+
  • Wow. You gave me money for something I wasn't using. Your my hero, man!
  • Payment flew in so fast I had to duck! Bumped my head, but it wasn’t the buyers fault.
  • Once left, I cannot edit or retract this feedback. So thank you for paying me.
  • YEEHAW, I got me a BUYER! I told them that bubble wrapping college would pay off!
  • Paid instantly using PayPal. Seller pays well to others! : )
  • This guy ordered my stuff and PAID for it! Way to go Guy!
  • Thanks for helping me clear out some of my closet space! A+
  • A+ ~I shipped your item today & let me say: that postman was VERY goodlooking!  ~A+
  • Thanks to you I can eat again this week! Thank you Ebay buyer!!
  • She came, she saw, she bid, she WON! Then she left me & forgot to feedmeback :(
  • A+ ~ Sorry this feedback is late. I was thinking of what to say & fell asleep~A+
  • YOU WERE GREAT! Sorry about slow shipping, my pony had to stop for a drink
  • The fastest payment in all of ebay! yehaw reeeba reeba yahoo! Speedy gonbuyer!
  • thanks for the thing i bought & all the free wads of newspaper
  • My feedback from you is being held hostage. What are your ransom demands?
  • Item shipped promptly & in good condtn. But I should have not bid on my bday presents from my parents.
  • The plain brown packaging seemed to have worked like a charm & fooled my wife. Thanks!!!
  • The way you wrote my zip code makes me weak in the knees. Such BOLD stroke! Yum!
  • Very polite but I never spoke to him. Great item but I never bought it.
  • This seller is so great that I asked him to marry my daughter & I don't even have one.
  • Hot diggidy Dang! Payment was so fast it nearly knocked me outta my chair!
  • My mom always said eBay is like a box of chocolates. You never know whatcha gonna git.
  • I bid. I pay. You sent. I played.
  • My wife is so mad at you for sending me the engine. She blames u for her never seeing me anymore!
  • I was hoping that by bidding on this it would make me famous. It didn't work. Life goes on.
  • I bought this item and if fits GREAT! But my brother still says I'm ugly. : (
  • (this one I made up and use.. it's my signature feedback for good buyers) Wow! This person paid faster than a 2 year old eating a candy bar!

    Check back often to see all the updates! Don't forget to send me your creative feedacks to use! Thanks for reading and HAVE A GREAT DAY!

    PS--- if you enjoyed this guide, vote for it by clicking on the "YES" button where it says "Was this guide helpful?"
    I do have other guides, some of them are even funny, so look at all my guides and see what else I have written about.





Guide ID: 10000000003239186Guide created: 03/25/07 (updated 11/01/09)

 
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