World's second best blonde joke

A blonde woman comes up with a plan to get rich quick.  She goes to a nearby playgound and finds a little boy on the swings.  As the swing comes towrds her, she quickly tapes a ransom note on the boy's jacket. The note reads

"I am holding your son for ransom. 

Come back tomorrow with $5,000 cash in a brown paper bag.

- THE BLONDE" 

The little boys jumps off the swing and runs home!

Haaaaaaaaa! Epilogue 1 (scroll down)
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The next morning, the blonde woman returns to the playground and waits (and waits) for the boy to return.  Haaaaaaaaa! Epilogue 2(scroll down)
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Later that evening, the boy returns to the park with a brown paper bag in his hand.  The boy walks up to the blonde woman and hands her the bag. She open the bag and  . . . guess what she find?

$5,000 CASH and a note.  (scroll down to read the note)
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"HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ANOTHER BLONDE?"

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