OK, some of us are doing better than others and some of us are still up in the cheap seats. Here are a few Guiding Principles that may help you to get ahead, Hollywood style.
1) If you're buying, everything is for sale. If you're selling, you may need some more Market Research.
2) A nice apartment is easier to afford if you have a few producer's credits to spend.
3) Camera angle can fix anything.
4) Making guests sit in chairs with short legs is a Legitimate Business Practice.
5) No instance of personal contact is so entirely personal that you can't mention business and thus make it deductible.
6) It's impossible to be late if you have the upper hand.
7) Information Technology and cosmetic surgery have both become so
advanced that even naturally attractive people can
...Wait a minute- is there such a thing as naturally attractive people?
8) When you're really important, you don't want to know how it works. You pay somebody else to want to know.
9) If they really didn't want you to tell anybody, why would they have told you?
10) Ten Million Dollars isn't old at all.
See you at Morton's, baby. Ciao for now.
WT
Guide created: 09/28/06 (updated 10/13/06)


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