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Have you ever wondered what some of the funniest, wackiest, or even strangest Negative or Neutral ebay feedback ever left are? Well, I have searched high and low all over eBay to let you know and found some real doozies. Makes you almost feel sorry for some of the people who were the unfortunate recipients of those most feared comments. Yes, these comments are REAL. The writer of this guide does not condone any of the following comments or the expressed written content. This guide is for your entertainment purpose only, and should be treated as such.

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• NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but seller didn't poke holes in box before shipping kitten.

• NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

• NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add more horsepower as advertised.

• NEGATIVE: Item arrived broken and does not work. I still believe in Jesus Christ though.

• NEGATIVE: Should have mentioned that only accepted pyment method is in Bhats through Eastern Union Moneygram

• NEGATIVE: Darned dog won't hunt! Thought "stuffed dog" meant you fed it and it was full!

• NEUTRAL: Very nice, but monkey costume is size 34, not the size 63 as listed.

• NEGATIVE: Lederhosen is not as pink as it looks in the picture.
  

• NEGATIVE: Everything I could hope for but Postman made me sign for it at the post office. Such Hassel!

• NEGATIVE: though u did nothing wrong, let this negative feedback teach you that the universe is arbitrary & unfair.

• NEGATIVE: Buying this 1999 Space lunchbox failed to fill the empty void in my life like I hoped it would.

• NEGATIVE: Bought this item for my cousin with cancer. Item never arrived and now my cousin is dead!

• NEGATIVE: Item arrived in a Ford Pinto which quickly blew up with my item inside it!

• NEUTRAL: Buyer paid so quick that I peed my pants. Now I have to get new trousers.

• NEGATIVE: Ordered item last year. Never recv'd & long since gave up hope. Arrived in mail today.

• NEGATIVE: Item never recv'd. No response from seller. I'm out $! Other than that, great transaction.

• NEGATIVE: I ordered white chocolate/received brown chocolate! I am severly allergic 2 brown chocolate!

• NEGATIVE: Ordered makeup & revd quickly. But my brother says I am still ugly. Product obviously does not work!

• NEGATIVE: no warranty on car! damaged with use! seller will not refund my money.. BEWARE!
• Reply from Seller: You drove the car into a brick car... UM, hellllllooooo!

• NEGATIVE: How long does shipping have 2 take? Ordered last week & paid for express delivery! Still not recvd.
• Reply from Seller: Hmmm.... shipping will take FOREVER because you paid the wrong person!