Okay so Gerald Flurry was our No.1 hero, we bought what Radioshack sold us like good US consumers, what we gonna buy next?  -How's about a picture of someone like Gerald Flurry wearing a Whisper 2000? '-Hear a Whisper up to 100 FEET AWAY.  High Technology Disguised As An Ordinary Radio.  Personal  Sound Amplification System.  Made by TEMPEST DMV Inc 1989, Model WS-2000 U.S. Buyers Network, One American Way, Roanoke, VA, 24016.'  Better yet - anybody remember how it goes back neatly in the carton?  We miss these Radioshack guys for putting things neatly back in their places!  Better yet we miss those Radioshack speakers -REALISTIC Mach Ones!

Maybe the Whisper 2000 can help us out?  'Don't be fooled by the appearance of this device!'  Where have you heard that one before?  -REALISTIC?  '-Don't be fooled by the name!'  MINIMUS-7s?   'Don't be fooled by the size!'  Well is it true?  Sure it's true, they say just what they mean 'Don't be fooled into buying but!'  -You may just regret if you never do, life is for living and all that.  -Don't be fooled into doing that parachute jump, chute may just not open out!  - 'Don't be fooled!'

'Let no unwholesome word proceed from your mouth, but only such a word as is good for edification according to the need of the moment, so that it will give grace to those who hear.'

Ephesians 4:29

Big 'mouths' on them Barn Door Width REALISTIC Mach One Midrange Horns are the equivalent of speaker cones that same size!  You may wanna read the Ebay guide for REALISTIC OPTIMUS X-100.  'Never mind the width just feel the quality!'

As for the Whisper 2000, I bet you're asking is it more 'High-Minded Tech' or more about 'Smooth-Tongued Talk'?  Well I never had heart enough to pull one of these things apart.  But they probably are of some use to bird watchers in the park, so long as 'em 'twitchers' don't mind the birds speaking all at once, you do hear the nearest one in the canopy songposts real good but you could never see them up there!  As for a Whisper At 100ft, well you sure can hear two folks talking at a hundred feet, what they're saying though, maybe God alone knows!

Sport Master 8 x 30, lightweight, Japanese

How's about watching TV with 'a spouse?' -A what?  That's what it says: '-great for watching TV with a spouse!'  -So how many spouses are we supposed to have when we get home?  Never mind that, just 'keep the volume on low and turn on the Whisper 2000TM, it's like 'Westworld', she can read while you watch the ball game, now you can enjoy the crisp sound of a spouse talking loud over the ball game!'  Okay, so it even says 'and hear deer coming before they can hear you!  It's an outdoorsman's dream come true!'  -You believe that bit about hearing deer coming before they hear you?  It is surprising just how much bird sound there is in woodland on a summer's day, never would have or could have believed it, but maybe this crazy device oughta to be in every Wild Bird Lover's Adventure Kit? 

Add to binoculars on your nature walks?