Ultimate COLOSSAL BURGER - Ruby Tuesdays Outdoes BK's Meatnormous Burger!

I've found it. I've found heaven. I thought heaven was a Burger King Meatnormous for breakfast. Then I saw a TV ad for Ruby Tuesday's that featured a triple-decker hamburger... wow. That was enough to peak my curiousity. I visited the Ruby Tuesday's headquarters and found out that it was the: "Ultimate COLOSSAL BURGER" - A two half pound burgers on a triple-decker bun with American and Monterey Jack cheeses!

While the Meatnormous sandwich is awesome in its audacity and boldness - its not actually tastey (nor was it really designed to be). The Ultimate Colossal Burger though is massive in size AND in taste. Any burger served with a steak knife sticking through its top is fine by me! Weighing in at 1786 Calories and 126 grams of Fat - you can easily break the 3,000 / 200 meal with a frothy beer and some french fries. Remarkable...

Unfortunately, there are no Ruby Tuesdays within 50 miles of my home... leaving my heart to ache in ways that are more painful than cholestoral clogging and heart burn.

Calories      1786
Fat Grams     126
Net Carb Grams     77
Fiber Grams     4

The entire Ruby Tuesday Burger Menu - Calories / Fat Grams / Net Carbs / Fiber Grams
Notice that there are plenty of 1,000+ calorie burgers - but the Ultimate Colossal Burger is 500 calories more than any other and the only burger to crack 100 grams of fat let alone 125!
PLAIN JANE BURGER*............................................ 915 / 61 / 51 / 2
AMERICAN CHEESEBURGER*............................. 989 / 68 / 51 / 2
BACON CHEESEBURGER*....................................1085 / 75 / 51 / 2
BACON CHEDDAR BURGER*.............................1100 / 75 / 52 / 2
BLACK & BLEU BURGER*..........................................1065 / 72 / 52 / 2
BACON JACK BURGER*........................................1087 / 72 / 56 / 2
MAMA MIA BURGER*.............................................1026 / 68 / 54 / 3
JULIUS CHEEZER BURGER*..................................1114 / 79 / 39 / 4
ALPINE SWISS BURGER*.......................................1219 / 84 / 55 / 4
CHILI CHEESEBURGER*.........................................1063 / 71 / 53 / 3
SMOKEHOUSE BURGER*......................................1239 / 79 / 74 / 3
ULTIMATE COLOSSAL BURGER®*....................1786 / 126 / 77 / 4
MACHO NACHO BURGER*.................................1026 / 70 / 42 / 5
SURF & TURF BURGER*.........................................1114 / 79 / 52 / 2
RUBY MINIS* (Formerly Ruby's Sliders)............................1100 / 68 / 72 / 2
SMOKEHOUSE BISON BURGER*........................1087 / 63 / 62 / 12
BISON BACON CHEESEBURGER*..................... 911 / 57 / 39 / 11
BLEU BISON BURGER*........................................... 918 / 56 / 40 / 11
BISON CHEESEBURGER*....................................... 840 / 51 / 39 / 11
CHEDDAR BISON BURGER*................................ 852 / 52 / 39 / 11
LULU’S TURKEY BURGER...................................... 674 / 34 / 38 / 4
FIESTA TURKEY BURGER....................................... 744 / 39 / 41 / 4
FLORENTINE TURKEY BURGER......................... 725 / 39 / 39 / 4
BACON CHEDDAR TURKEY BURGER............. 867 / 49 / 40 / 4
BACON JACK TURKEY BURGER........................ 848 / 48 / 40 / 4
VEGGIE BURGER...................................................... 793 / 39 / 51 / 15
BBQ JACK VEGGIE BURGER................................. 841 / 39 / 65 / 15
ALPINE SWISS VEGGIE BURGER.........................1016 / 58 / 51 / 17
MAMA MIA VEGGIE BURGER............................... 813 / 39 / 53 / 15
JIMMY JAX CRABCAKE BURGER........................ 788 / 52 / 46 / 9
KILLER FISH BURGER.............................................. 863 / 53 / 39 / 4
BUFFALO & BLEU CHICKEN BURGER.............. 876 / 56 / 53 / 4
RUBY’S CHICKEN BURGER.................................. 727 / 35 / 45 / 4
HICKORY CHICKEN BURGER............................. 823 / 39 / 51 / 4
CRISPY CHICKEN CLUB BURGER..................... 827 / 48 / 50 / 4
MAMA MIA CHICKEN BURGER.......................... 761 / 42 / 53 / 4