The Burger King Enormous Omelete Sandwich /  The Eggnormous Breakfast Sandwich

Eggnormous.
Meatnormous.
Cheesenormous.

While watching the Red Sox lose to the Yankees this morning - I saw the latest commercial for the Burger King Enormouos Omelete Sandwich (sometimes referred to as the Eggnormous Breakfast Sandwich) and I was driven to write an eBay guide and hopefully prevent others from making the same, nearly-fatal mistake that I made on fateful morning at Burger King.

You've seen the commercials of the new Burger King Enormous Omelete Sandwich - presented by the really strange and creepy BK spokesman: 'The King'. This oversized King holds an oversized breakfast sandwich and claims that breakfast will "never be the same":

"Wake up to a mouthful of breakfast with the Enormous Omelete Sandwich. Two slices of melted American Cheese, two fluffy eggs, three crispy strips of bacon, and a sizzling sausage patty, piled high on a toasted bun. The Enormous Omelete Sandwich from Burger King. So big, breakfast will never be the same."

Well Burger King is partially right. The Enormous Omelete Sandwich (sometimes called Eggnormous sandwich) won't change breakfast - but it has changed my perecption of breakfast. The Enormous Omelete Sandwich was 740 calories and 46 grams of fat of awfulness. I'm the first person to enjoy unhealthy eating - I've eaten the Family Grande Meal at Taco Bell - but this is just awful. The Enormous Omelete Sandwich isn't as big as the commercials make it out to be... but there are about 16 inches of egg if you were to remove the two eggs and place them side by side. There is so much cheese that it doesn't have time to fully melt - and the combination of microwaved bacon and sausage don't mix well together. Lastly, their special "toasted bun" is just an oblong version of a burger bun.

My summary: The eggnormous omelete sandwich from burger king is a complete novelty. Something to devour and brag about - not because it was good, but because you survived it. And not because you survived the imminent heart-attack, but because you survived the sandwich's taste.


I am an eBay employee and this guide reflects my personal views and is not written on behalf of the eBay company