STATES ARE CRACKING DOWN ON DUFUS DRIVERS!

Your car is waxed to the MAX. Tires are DOUBLE JET BLACK,
Windows sparkle like crystal.
Paint shines like a new penny hot off the press.
You`ve got a state of the art sound system and a horn that plays " God bless America", in three tempos.

But thats not what everyone notices when pull up with yellowed, cloudy, hazy head and tail light lens on your car.
Your friends won`t tell you. Yellow head lights on a car makes the driver look "DUFUS".

In some states the police pull over these DUFUSES and ticket them for DWD,
"DRIVING WHILE DUFUS".and their passengers with DBD,

DRIVEN BY A DUFUS.
SPECIFICALLY: Driving with cloudy hazy, foggy, and or yellowed headlights.

Clouded headlights are a sure sign of a Dufus Driver.  BEWARE your safety is at risk.

Headlights that are incapable of properly illuminating the area in front of the car at night due to their foggy hazed up condition, creating a safety hazard for all around.

Replacing headlight lens can cut into your entertainment money, Even junkyard head lights will cost you. Want to clear them
up fast?

Use Pittman`s Original One Step automotive lens restorer.
Don`t let dulled head light lens limit your night vision and sacrifice curb appeal. Yellow head lights are the first signs of your car becoming a HOOPTIE!

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Laws are changing to reflect our nations disgust with the practice of driving Hoopties

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POLICE MAKE SEVERAL ARREST FOR DUFUS VIOLATIONS OUT
SIDE LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL

DUFUS LAW PROHIBITS THE OPERATION OF ANY VEHICLE WITH YELLOW CLOUDY HEADLIGHTS

LOS ANGELOS

Police set up a sting out side a local carwash just a block away form Mid town High.

Drivers were offered a free carwash for buying a gallon or more of gas
Drivers lined up around the block and waited.

After buying their gasoline the drivers were given the option of the free carwash, provided their car could stand a
vehical inspection for DUFUS violations.

Police waited to see which cars would pass on the car wash, Those that did were immediatly pulled over.

9 out of 10 drivers were cited for DRIVING WHILE DUFUS and 3 were sited with the HOOPTIE ACT, a tow truck
was called to take these vehicles to the crusher.

One driver tried to escape but his HOOPTIE stopped on him when he turned the corner at the end of the block to
fast.

One Hooptie had children in the car so the department of children and family services was called in to take
custody of the children while the driver was being booked for child endangerment.

Another HOOPTIE would not start after the driver drove it through the carwash. After several attempt to start the
car the Police were alerted when the HOOPTIE caught fire.

One of the HOOPTIE drivers was from Illinois.
Police were at a loss as to how he had traveled across a dozen states without getting caught.
The Illinois driver defended his right to DRIVE DUFUS by claiming "It ain't no law against having foggy hazy yellow
head lights where I come from". He was quickly charged with resisting arrest and attempting to incite a riot.

SENATOR EARL WARREN OF UTAH SAYS THE DUFUS LAW IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO MODERN MAN

DRIVING AROUND IN A HOOPTIE WITH FOGGY YELLOW HAZED UP HEAD LIGHT IS DOWNRIGHT UN-AMERICAN.

Several senators from Illinois openly disagreed. This was not the end of it.

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM :
PITTMAN'S ORIGINAL ONE STEP AUTOMOTIVE LENS RESTORER.

Its all just in fun

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