I stumbled across a website, dietpillvalueguide.com, and found a new diet pill called Phenterfein.  I've become quite an expert on diet pills and diet pill ingredients.  I examined the ebay auction which can be found here, and was surprised - no, shocked - at the extraneous goals of this company: to create the ultimate non-prescription stimulant Diet Pill. 

Now I'm not bashful, I loved ephedra hay-day; it's too bad a few people had hospital visits and the FDA banned it.  But now that it's gone (R.I.P.), finally something as has risen from the ashes of ephedra to sit upon the throne of King of Diet Pills: Phenterfein. 

You have GOT to try this; your first dose will give you an experience you won't soon forget.  If you previously connected 'stimulant' with the jittery 'caffeine effect', you need to reevaluate your definition of stimulant.  Phenterfein is NOTHING like any stimulant I've ever tried.  Where caffeine and ephedra seemed to target my blood pressure and nerves, Phenterfein seems to target my body temperature and mind. 

Within 20 minutes of my first dose, I sensed a warm feeling which spread throughout my entire body - like how you feel after you take a few warm-up laps.  The sensation poised my body for intense physical activity.  Here I was sitting at work ready to run a marathon. 

Without clearly recognizing it, my mind began racing with ideas.  You know how your mind works when you're really excited for something?  That is a good description of what Phenterfein feels like: excitement in a bottle. 

I had a night class that night.  It's snowing like mad and icy as hell out there.  I took a look at my car and said, "I don't care what the weather is like!  I'm walking."  The university is two miles away and my body made me walk.  The entire time I'm so happy that I start sliding across the ice on the sidewalk, like I did when I walked to school when I was a kid. 

I usually sit on the side and listen as the class engages in some interesting conversations.  I always want to raise my hand and participate - I love philosophy - but usually think my comments won't be good enough.  Tonight I raised my hand 5 times!  And the comments weren't the annoying-guy-who-won't-shut-the-hell-up type.  They were good, at least so says my professor and this girl who stops me after class just to tell me she needed to hear what I had to say. 

My analysis of Phenterfein is the following.  It's no miracle pill that will burn fat magically without any work.  What it will do for you is MOTIVATE.  You'll WANT to do, whatever it is you want to do.  And if that desire is to lose weight, YOU WILL!