I love packing stuff I have sold on ebay! I want my buyers happy with their new to them purchase and the item to arrive safely, as much as I can control the pack job itself.
I love packing stuff I have sold on ebay! I want my buyers happy with their new to them purchase and the item to arrive safely, as much as I can control the pack job itself.
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LESSON 1 - HOW NOT TO PACK!
VBPJ abbreviation for very bad pack job!
DO NOT USE THIS GUIDE FOR PACKING TIPS!
USE LESSON 2 ONLY!
DO NOT USE THIS GUIDE FOR PACKING TIPS!
USE LESSON 2 ONLY!
Packing your sold items is easy. We will show you examples of HOW NOT TO PACK firstly. Do not follow the procedures used below. These examples are the wrong way to pack your sold items and will leave the buyer in a very bad mood. All of these items were damaged and became trashed due to inadequate shipment packages. DO NOT PACK sold items like this.
VBPJ Picture # 1
- Picture # 1
- Received this damaged package (very light pack job.)
- Notice the integral handle.
- The seller may as well have put a sticker on the item.
- Not recommended unless you do not like the buyer and want the item to arrive to its destination DAMAGED.
VBPJ Picture # 2
- Picture # 2 (loss $70.00 US including shipping)
- This rat's nest arrived.
- I really hadn't ordered any wildlife habitats, or spare parts, which I found broken off (of the item purchased).
- I'm a great fan of the environment but prefer all rat's nest wildlife habitats outside of my home.
- DISAPPOINTING to say the least.
- This is quite common, unfortunately.
- THE MORE JUNKY THE ITEM, THE MORE LIKELY YOU ARE TO RECEIVE A VERY BAD PACK JOB like in # 2 picture.
- This is an important lesson and you will be quizzed on this point later. (when you purchase a junky item on ebay).
- Learn from the PACKING PROS.
- That be us.
VBPJ Picture # 3
- Picture # 3
- This is the unpacked item.
- Notice the optional altered state not found in the original ebay photo copies.
- The detached and broken pieces can be found at the bottom of the shipment box. BEYOND REPAIR should have been included in the ebay description of item.
- This gentleman told me I hadn't paid a lot for it, even thought he charged $50.00 to deliver (I figure $15.00 overcharge).
- I don't mind paying a fair price but this was JUNK. All metal was ROTTEN, and was DECOMPOSING TO THE TOUCH.
- Yes, the metal was rotted, I do not lie! Touching it caused it to crack and disintegrate! Swear on a Bible, I do!
- BEYOND RESTORATION, I made a great contribution and addition to the our community landfill site.
- SOME ARE STILL SELLING JUNK ON EBAY! Be wary and aware, use your gut feeling. I blame my poor eyesight!
VBPJ Picture # 4
- Picture # 4
- Shows what not to use to protect your valuable shipment on its way to the new owner.
- Do not use trash as packing material. IMPORTANT! Do not use trash as packing material please!
- Use clean shredded paper, dunnage air bags, foam peanuts, etc...
- Do not use old tissue paper, kitchen cast-offs, tree leaves, used kleenex, etc... or materials as shown in picture # 4.
- Using trash as packing materials usually offends the buyer and makes the purchase a bad experience.
VBPJ Picture # 5
- Picture # 5 (no $ loss- just in a bad mood!)
- Here we have two halves of a box to make a whole one. This is a container fully suitable for its (protection of contents) purpose? NO! What is this prestigious vintage electronics shipper/junk man thinking? He obviously does not care for the recipient in the least! That be me! THAT IS WHY I TOOK A PICTURE! Most stores throw nice sturdy boxes away all the time. Ask for a proper box. These can be recycled by you (and me) for their new purpose. There is no reason whatsoever for this kind of VBPJ. Don't do this! Just say no!
ITEMS NOT RECEIVED: (loss $67.00)
Yes I've had this happen. Items won for cheap, paid in full. Expensive enough with shipping. Owner says he shipped, tells me he contacted shipper, but no way of knowing where the item has been lost. I SAY BxxL CxxP! With available tracking #, and cheap insurance, and also DELIVERY CONFIRMATION options, don't forget signature confirmation too, this has to be a very rare occurrence (shippers losing a parcel) and when this person tells me it takes a long time to get delivery, and that he does not care if I negative feedback him and and that he will reimburse me half of the paid amount but not the shipping charges, this spells SCAM. Never shipped anything, thank you for your patronage! Yes, I bid on trashy scrappy hill billy stuff again. First the eyesight goes, then the brain. Audio nut, no cure! STAY AWAY FROM THE TRASHY AUDIO STUFF. BE WARNED BY MY EXPERIENCE. These sellers know our weakness and go for the jugular without remorse. It's WAR out THERE!
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PROFESSIONAL RECOMMENDATIONS:
Forget the trashy stuff. Not worth it with shipping costs. Buy what you really need and pay a little more, buy from sellers with a reputation for packing excellence. And insurance is always a good way to protect your investment. As a seller, it is always included in your purchase from me unless the shipper cannot include this in the delivery quote. Read disclaimer below!.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER - (when shipping out of country, particularly overseas, shipping insurance and tracking # may not be available or obtainable at any price.) Canada and the USA are usually ok with insurance available. Buyer beware and inquire before purchasing. This is reality. Thank you for your understanding.
It is important to keep your buyers happy when dealing on EBAY.
Do not use VBPJ techniques.
LESSON 2 AVAILABLE NOW!
Your results may vary - no guarantees implied or given - this work may contain satire and is meant to entertain - may contain useful information not know to writer - use at your own risk - your mileage may vary - invalid during business hours - water resistant only - disregard all typed writings - good luck!
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Guide created: 10/11/07 (updated 10/17/07)
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