Laymans Guide To Medical Terminology...

Term  ----------  Definition

Artery -------------------  The Study of Fine Painting

Barium  -----------------  What you do when a patient dies

Benign  -----------------  What you are after you are eight

Cesarean Section -----  A district in Rome

Dilate -------------------  To live longer

Fester  ------------------  Quicker

Medical Staff  --------- A doctors cane

Minor Operation  ----  Coal digging

Morbid  ---------------  A higher offer

Nitrate  ----------------  Lower than a day rate

Protein  ---------------  In favor of young people

Urine  ----------------- Opposite of you're out