Kevin Federline Popozao - KFeds Awful PopoZão / Popozao Lyrics

Kevin Federline thinks hes about to make it big as a rapper with an equally talentless wife named Britney Spears. Keven Federline - who calls himself KFed - is releasing a new hip hop album and the first major release (on MySpace) is: PopoZão / PopoZao.

This is Kevin Federline's self-written bio on his own website... I have not edited this and there is much more to be read and more laughs to be had: "My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha."

PopoZão / PopoZao was released January 1st exclusively on Yahoo Music but with a download on MySpace.com as well. Its gotten some buzz - more so because of its awfulness. Billboard music called it a "Monument to Mediocrity." The term PopoZao means 'lucious butt' in Portugese - showing that, while he might have no talent, Kevin Federline has strong linguistic skills.

Judge for yourself. Read the lyrics. Listen to the song. And enjoy.

Kevin Federline's PopoZão Lyrics / PopoZao Lyrics

Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.

In Portugese it means “bring your ***”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of ***–
wanna know where I go when I’m your city?

Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight outta the know,
ready to rock them shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.

Up, down, all around
work that ***** to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going owe

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

I want to see some Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me. (repeated)