HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A TECHNO-PAGAN:

You call your corners on a cellular phone

You've had to remove candle wax off your keyboard

You charge your ritual tools- with a Visa

You use a remote control in place of an athame

You download your book of shadows

You cast your circle in a chat room

Your familiar is a mouse

You attend ritual Skyclad because it's too much trouble to get dressed for a computer.

Your Yule ritual involves defragmentation

Your altar cloth is a mouse pad

Your cauldron is a crock-pot

Your cone of power has a surge suppressor

Your magical name, e-mail address, and on-line name are all the same.

If you end a circle with Ctl-Alt-Del