1. Get a CAT.

2. Get cat food and 2 cereal bowls.

3. Feed the cat food in one of the cereal bowls.

4. Put water in the other cereal bowl.

5. Stand back and admire your work.

6. Pet the cat and say "Good cat"

7.Gently place cat on old pillow to sleep on.

DAY TWO

8. Inform cat it isn't nice to wake you at 3:00 AM

9. Curse cat for destroying speakers overnight.

10. Feed cat.

11. Water cat.

12. Wish you had gotten goldfish instead of a cat.

13. Discover that cats need a place to 'poop'.  Drive to store & get cat poop supplies.

14. Show cat the brand new cat poop supplies.  Wait for cat to use them.

15. The cat poop supplies are not new anymore.  Scoop them out.

16. Pet cat and say "Good cat".

17.  Repeat for many, many years.