let me tell you a little bit about making an easy living:  it's tough.  the sheer dichotomy within the whole man\bum relationship is so circumstantial, you might as well tear off some cardboard now and shove a thick blackie in your back pocket, because there will be a day when you either produce something important or find that no one wants your multi-rejected platform of stupidy (as would be your idea to sell something less than "legendary").

this is my last transmission before being kicked to the streets, thanks for the used crap, ebay.  wino-hood awaits me.