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Guide to the food and cuisine of prisons :o)

by: ripley357mag( 432Feedback score is 100 to 499)
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Redwood City Hilton Kalifornia

Food is inedible-staff cruel to indifferent-entertainment is solitary confinement with sensory deprivation,lights on 24 hours a day, rousting at all hours of the day/night???, see field interrogation techniques-good for S & M types-Staff likes to hang out at the Broadway Bar across the street from the prison. Its kinda fun in a twisted way to listen to the days tortures and indignities imposed on the guest.  :o)  Best to commit seppuku (Hari Kari for Gijen) when subjected to thier hospitality.  Hope you enjoy your visit there as much as I did.  Just another stop in the Gulag American......Happy trails  :o)   Ms. Traci

 

The Octagon

This is the Bergen County N.J. USA (Hackensack) jail....It was made during the Civil War by people who really hated mankind.  It is in the shape of of a octagon hence the name.  It has food served in various stages of decay and the issued wardrobe consists of torn, filthy rags.  Accomodations are 4 to a cell which encourages lots of nice fighting and wonderful sexual assaults.  Staff is never to be seen, ventilation is non existent.  All guest are separated by race.  Expect to have any valuable belongings or cash given to the staff upon entry to be stolen as a matter of course.  If you survive your little vacation to this prison paradise in the Gulag Americana, best to beat feet to another state or better yet another country.  Enjoy your stay there.  :o)  Ms. Traci ( former North Right 3)

Alcatraz "The San Francisco treat"

Well as far as food goes, there is NONE to be had, so bring your own!  Try to remember all the suffering and death that this place is all about.  The guest were given single cells side by side about 7 feet by 4 feet in space.  Of course there is the dank solitary confinement cells, where many a federal guest died.  The voyerism of the tourist is revolting, to them this is just a lark.  However, I must say I have had worse accomodations then the federal Holiday Inn at Alcatraz. (See the Octagon)  Of course the view of San Francisco is superb, just enough to torture the mind with the illusion of freedom, never to be.The climate is the worst, cold mist and fog envelopes the place most of the time.  Good for catching pneumonia and kicking the bucket.  The Feds keep the place up and very clean, unlike the smells and screams; one would have experienced during this old ladies heyday.  Anyway, this is another interesting stop in the Gulag American.  By the way Alcatraz means pelican in English.  In honor of this I am sure Kalifornia's worst new supermax prison is called "Pelican Bay"...Oh well happy trails and trials....Ms. Traci  :o)


Guide ID: 10000000006870333Guide created: 04/27/08 (updated 03/10/09)

 
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