How to Tell if Your Bunny has asked Santa for a New Rabbit Hutch for Christmas?

(A Tongue - In  Cheek  look at your Rabbit's Home - as seen by your Rabbit!)

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  A strange and new wave of "Requests to Santa Claus" has been occurring this season. It seems that a growing number of Pet Rabbits are now asking Santa for new Rabbit Hutches for Christmas. After a careful analysis, there appear to be several "key" issues that are driving this "Bunny Movement" toward better housing! Please read on, and understand the issues, before Santa's Sleigh arrives with an unexpected Bunny Abode!

  To begin with, it is important to recognize the signs of a Bunny - To - Santa Communication. Tell-tale signs include the more obvious, such as the classic "Ditch the Letter - They're Coming" In this bunny ploy, scratching sounds, such as pencil on paper are heard coming from another room. When you sneak in to investigate, your Bunny is sitting innocently, possibly tapping his foot and whistling. The corner of a slip of paper may be seen sticking out from under your Bunny, only to be carefully hidden by your rabbit's back foot, should you look closer to investigate. Rabbits have notorious "Poker Faces" so be skeptical if your Bunny has one ear up and one ear down. Lastly, look for the pencil, hidden in the corner litter box!

  Experts have determined that several factors are driving the "Hutch Request Movement". Rabbits have seen on the news that sub-prime mortgages enabled many people to buy expensive homes that they might not be able to really afford. Rabbits are now asking the question "If my owner paid several hundred thousand dollars for a house, why can't they spend a hundred or so on my house?" Financial experts have concluded that the fact that most pet rabbits are unemployed, so there is rarely a "Bunny Buck" to be had. Since most rabbits have no money to purchase a new rabbit hutch on their own, their only option to upgrade is to ask Santa to bring a new rabbit hutch!

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  Many pet rabbits are becoming skeptical of some of the claims being made by the 2008 Presidential Candidates. None of the candidates have promised to give rabbits affordable health care, nor do any seem concerned about the average rabbits "Hutch-hold Income". This growing disdain by bunnies against the major political parties is attributed to the fact that rabbits seldom vote, so politicians tend to favor the interests of those that can benefit their careers. Rabbit are not known to attend $500 per plate political fundraisers, either. Rabbits tend to feel "alienated" by the politicians, and as such have taken more of a "homesteader" approach. They now want solid wood hutches, with plenty of living space, and fortified to protect them from political forces that favor human taxpayers. Santa seems to be their best solution for a new "Home Sweet Hutch"!

  Americans seem to absolutely love the antics of Hollywood Celebrities. They watch their every move on TV, and want to look and act like them. Americans dream about living in homes that only celebrities can afford. Rabbits, on the other hand, are often portrayed as either coming "out of a hat", when seen with a magician, or are portrayed as "living in a hole in the ground", the way the Hollywood Bunny Icon, Bugs Bunny, lives. Rabbits do not watch as much TV as most Americans, nor do they buy many "celebrity endorsed" products. As such, advertisers do not spend millions promoting products promoting "luxury rabbit lifestyles", and the American Consumer does not measure personal wealth by the size of their rabbit hutch! This furthers the frustrations of the "Bunny Public", and the underground movement of "Rabbit Hutches from Santa" continues to gain steam and roll forward!

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  So there you have it. Pet rabbits across America are realizing that they deserve the comfort and security that many stylish new wood rabbit hutches can provide. Due to the reality that rabbit family income tends to be low, most bunnies are resorting to asking Santa Claus to bring them new hutches for Christmas. It is rumored that even though Santa's Elves are excellent craftsmen when it comes to working with wood, the North Pole this year has extended a request to help with the backlog. This year, Santa will certainly need to schedule a "pick up" in route from the North Pole to Rabbit Hutch USA. This year on Christmas morning, all across America, bunnies will wear a "sly smile", as puzzled Pet Parents open the presents from Santa under the tree.

  Next year, on Christmas Eve, please remember to look for the "tell tale" sign - didn't you notice the cookies and milk were missing and a carrot and lettuce was left out for Santa?

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