Before the first day, Chuck Norris created God.

Chuck Norris lives in California. California has more earhquakes thany any other state. Coincidence?

Bad things happen to good people because that's how Chuck Norris wants it.

In God we trust. In Chuck Norris God trusts.

Texas doesn't teach evolution or creationism. They teach Chuck Norrisism.

When Chuck Norris was a baby his mother fed from his breast.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Because Chuck Norris wanted to. That's all you need to know.

The sky is blue because Chuck Norris says so.

There is no such thing as global warming. It's just what happens after Chuck Norris eats Mexican food.