101.    Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
102.    If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
103.    Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
104.    Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
105.    Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
106.    The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
107.    It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
108.    You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
109.    Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
110.    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
111.    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
112.    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
113.    When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
114.    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
115.    James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
116.    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
117.    Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
118.    Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
119.    It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
120.    Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
121.    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
122.    Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
123.    Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
124.    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
125.    Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
126.    A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
127.    Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
128.    There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.
129.    Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
130.    Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
131.    Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
132.    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
133.    Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
134.    Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
135.    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
136.    Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
137.    Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
138.    The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
139.    Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
140.    Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
141.    If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
142.    Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
143.    The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
144.    Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
145.    The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
146.    Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
147.    Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
148.    Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
149.    The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
150.    Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
151.    Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
152.    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
153.    A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
154.    It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
155.    Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
156.    Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
157.    Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
158.    Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
159.    Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
160.    Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
161.    The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
162.    Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
163.    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
164.    Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
165.    Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
166.    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
167.    Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
168.    'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
169.    Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
170.    When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
171.    According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
172.    Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
173.    In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
174.    Chuck Norris’ favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
175.    When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
176.    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
177.    Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
178.    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
179.    If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
180.    Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
181.    Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
182.    MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
183.    Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
184.    What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
185.    Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
186.    The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
187.    There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
188.    Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
189.    The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
190.    Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
191.    The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
192.    Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
193.    Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
194.    When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
195.    On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
196.    Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
197.    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
198.    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
199.    Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
200.    It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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