I HAVE HAD SO MANY PEOPLE ASK ME THIS,IS IT REAL.-WELL IF YOURE TALKING LOCAL NEWSPAPER COLLUM,PROBABLY NOT,I HAVE HAD THEM QUOTE BIBLE ON THIS,YES,I KNOW ALL THE SCRIPTURES,BUT ASTROLOGY WASNT BAD ,PER SE,(ONLY FOR WORSHIPING IT,) AND MAKING IT YOUR MASTER,===THE JEWISH PRIESTS WORE A MENORA OF ALL 12 BIRTH STONES,AND YOU WILL SEE A BIRTHSTONE RING ON ALMOST EVERY FEMALE WIFE OF ANY MINISTER IN AMERICA,THE CHINESE WAS THE FIRST TO ASSIGN A STONE TO A PERSON IN THE MODERN WORLD,IT WAS NOT TO WORSHIP A STONE BUT AS A GUIDANCE OF WHAT THEY CALL YIN AND YANG ENERGY,BELIEVING THAT THE PROPERTIES OF CERTAIN COLORS,SOUNDS,STONES,ETC.BLENDED WITH MANKIND ENERGY.I AM NOT A GENIOUS,I DO NOT HAVE THE ANSWER,BUT I WILL SAY WHAT I THINK,I THINK  THE GOOD LORD LETS US BELIEVE AND ALLOWS US TO BELIEVE IN OUR WHIMS,AND AS I HAVE OBSERVED,I FIND WITH THE CHINESE ,THE MORE PEOPLE BELIEVE,THE STRONGER IT BECOMES,SO I WILL DETAIL A LIST HERE OF BIRTH STONES. MONTHS SIGNS=====

JANUARY-GARNET-RED HOT STONES,WOMEN ARE RED HOT FOR THE DESIGNER BRAND-MEN ARE RED HOT AS THE WOMANIZER.

FEBRUARY-GENIUS,QUIRKS,WOMEN AND MEN,THE MORE BIZARE,THE MORE YOU LIKE IT.

MARCH-I WOULD NEVER BELIEVE A THING YOU WOULD SAY-THE CON MAN-THE MUSICIAN,DRUG ADDICT,THE LIAR.

APRIL-MY ,DONT WE GET TIRED OF HEARING YOUR STORIES OF YESTURDAY(AND YOU ARE ALWAYS THE WINNER) YOU TALK SO MUCH,TOO BAD IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU,TOO BAD YOU ARE SO AFRIAD OF SEEING A DENTST,AND OH THOSE HEADACHES///////

MAY=WELL,ARENT WE LAZY AND STUBBORN, ,YOU LAY THERE AFTER EATING A QUART OF ICE CREAM AND WANT ANOTHER CD OF MUSIC.YOU ARE RATED TO BE THE WORSE PERVERTS AND SEXUAL FRIEKS OF THE ZODIAK.--TAKE HEED-GET A LIFE.

JUNE-YOU LIVE IN DOUBLES .2 TOOTHBRUSHES,2 CAR KEYS,SOMETIMES 2 NAMES AND 2 ADDERESSES AT A TIME-A DOUBLE =YOU ARE =AND CAN BE GOOD OR BAD

JULY=YOU CRY AT THE DROP OF A HAT-YOU WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE,YOU ARE SO PSYCHIC, AND SENSITIVE ,THAT YOU PICK UP EVERY FEELING AROUND YOU,(BETTER LEARN TO SEPARATE THEM),YOU IMAGINE HURTS ,WHEN NONE IS INTENDED,

AUGUST-WELL,ARENT YOU THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.YOU ARE FUN TO BE AROUND,BUT HAVE A CONSTANT FEAR OF YOUR MOM,YOU ARE VERY LOYAL,ESPIALLY TO CHILDREN,WHO YOU HAVE A NATURAL AFFINITY WITH YOU.

SEPTEMBER-YOU ARE A NERVOUS WRECK! NEED TRANQUILIZERS?,BOOZE?,STOP WORRYING! ,STOP ANALYZING,! YOU WORRY FOM BIRTH TO DEATH,AND YOU BUILD A FORTUNE.-(FOR A RAINY DAY)-..

OCTOBER-WELL.I NEVER SAW A PRETTIER SMILE, YOU ARE THE SOCIAL PERSON,(AND IF YOU ARENT,YOU DO YOUR SELF INJUSTICE) YOU CAN HOST A PARTY OF 2000 AND LOVE IT,YOU LOVE DAINTY THINGS,AND SWEETS,CRYSTAL AND ALL THAT SHIMMERS.YOU HAVE A FAULT=YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH LOVE (BETTER SEPARATE THIS AND LOVE THE PERSON,NOT A SHAPE)

NOVEMBER=OH MY GOD,NO ONE KNOWS YOU,YOU HAVE ALL THOSE SECRETS WRAPPED UP IN YOUR PSYCHE,YOU HAVE A HARD TIME WITH  SEX,AND YOU WANT TO BE ATLAS.YOU BELCH A LOT AND FART AND YOU ACT LIKE ROYALTY BUT YOU KNOW YOU ARE SCUM-PLEASE DONT MURDER ME HERE AS YOU LOVE TO USE POWER FOR EVIL AND CONTROLL,.

DECEMBER===WELL,THE EVER FERVASENT,POLLY ANNA,DOESNT MATTER HOW BAD IT IS,YOU HAVE FUN,YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST,AND IF A MAN  == FLIRTS FOREVER,-OR A WOMAN,COULD CARE LESS ABOUT HOME,-TRAVEL,YOUR NAME AND GAME-YOU HAVE HORSE SENCE=

DECEMBER-YOU ARE SO FAIR-THE FAIREST JUDGE IN THE LAND-YOU ARE SO FARSIGHTED,AND HAVE WISDOM BEYOUD COMPARE,YOU LOVE GOD,YOU LOVE HYMNS,DO YOU WEAR A CROSS RING?.