Cheesy Action is a style all of its own,
They are usually not well received on the screens that they are shown
They do supply the blood demand,
And keep happy the true fan
But reviewers like to tear them thin,
Which should be viewed as a sin
Because these movies are great and come fully punned,
With action, muscles, fights and excellent explosions
But now back to the real point of this guide,
That I have written, bursting with pride
That these movies are some of the best,
And should not be lumped together, with all of the rest

To understand why each movie rocks,
You must step outside of the box
To understand what the picture meant,
You must realize the movies intent
To entertain and not to utterly bore,
And not to disgust with horror and gore
We are given clever humor, and unrealistic plots,
Where the day is saved, through multiple gun shots
Now if you're curious which movie to see,
Here are some actors at their specialty
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a master at this movie art,
And it tears my eyes to remember his political depart
He will return, like a raging flash flood,
And reclaim the place where he rightfully stood
Running Man and Predator are not to be missed,
And those are just two at the top of his list
It's safe to say all Arnold movies are worth watching for fun
And if you're gonna say Junior, just stop and please bite your toungue
                 
If Van Damme happens to be your cup of tea,
Then Bloodsport is definitely a stellat must see,
Van Damme movies are of a different vein,
With fight scenes so intense, you will feel the pain
Now look for these signature marks, these movies include,
Crotch punches, three-played kicks and Jean Claude partially nude
                         
If you're a Seagal man I will try not to judge,
But if you asked me to watch Under Siege, I surely would not budge
I personally do not care for his movies that much,
So I do not watch them, I avoid them and such
I will not put them down; I will attempt to be fair,
I do not want to invoke the squinty glare stare
                        
Bruce Willis as well, has so much to offer in store,
Die Hard one, two and three, need I say more?
                        
Stallone is another great action guy,
With characters always cunning, crafty and Sly
If in the mood for the Stallion, and one that is really great,
Look no further then Cliffhanger, it is absolutely top rate

Other action films, that are up to par,
Come straight from then ring, from wrestling superstars
An unlikely source, you may say as if in desbelief or in some shock,
But you got to give credit, to Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper and The Rock

I will agree, these movies won't be winning awards anytime soon,
And I have seen bad ones, although just once in a blue moon
So watch all these movies, whether in the theater or at home,
And ponder what other genre has inspired eBay Guide Poems