All of us here at HillBilly Rocks hope you enjoy our humorous and somewhat informative guide to the multitude of things one can do with these unique and magnificent rocks. We will be posting a more serious, in depth, and educational guide in the near future. Meanwhile, feel free to stop by our store for answers to any questions you may have. 

1. They make great display specimens

2. Slice and dice them to make jewelry.

3. Landscaping

4. They make terrific candleholders

5. Decorative bowls, soap dishes, ashtrays, etc.

6. Some people cut and drill them for clocks.

7. They make awesome garden fountains

8. Stone carvers use them to make animal carvings and statues

9. They can be cut polished and drilled for lamp making

10. Make your own marbles or spheres

11. The make terrific paper weights

12. Cut one in half and make a lovely jewelry box.

13. Sliced, drilled and wired, they make beautiful windchimes

14. Study aide for geology class

15. Use geodes to make a fire ring around your campfire

16. They make a great door stop

17. How about this...a see-saw counterweight for lonely children

18. A very large geode can be used as a wrecking ball

19. Hillbilly hatrack

20. Use tiny geodes to decorate your Christmas tree, you'll be the talk of the town

21. Wheel scotch, also known as the Hillbilly Parking Brake

22. Bug squasher

23. Hillbilly boat anchor

24. Snowball Stuffers

25. Use geode slices for pot holders or plate warmers

26. If you have a gopher problem, plug the gopher holes with geodes, they will be forced to tunnel their way over to your neighbors yard

27. Leave geode out in the hot sun all day, and you have an all natural energy efficient solar bedwarmer

28 Hillbilly fishing lure

29. If you ever need to hide a body, cover it with a pile of geodes, then build a flowerbed around it. Think about it, everyone has at least one flowerbed they would like to build

30 A geode makes a great focal point for meditation

31 Stone soup, made by dropping hot geodes from the fire into a clay pot or crock filled with veggies and water, was a staple food of Native Americans

32. Several geodes of various sizes can be used as a drumset

33. Brassiere enhancement. Apparently, apples weren't the only thing Granny stuffed her bra with

34. Hillbilly iron. A heavy geode presses things very nicely

35. Hillbilly can opener

36 Hillbilly meat tenderizer

37 Hillbilly rolling pin

38. Great way to test the theory of gravitational pull

39. I know you've heard of a stones throw, but have you heard of a geodes throw? It's a unit of measurement used by geode hunters to gauge the depth of water in a creek or river. If a geode dropped into the water makes a loud splash and displaces alot of water, then that body of water is not very deep. If it makes more of a ker-plunk sound and doesn't displace much water, then don't go in without your scuba gear

40. A good sized geode makes an excellent home network repair wizard

41. In winter, haul a bunch of geodes around in the bed of your truck; the added weight will help keep you from sliding on an icy road, we call this the Hillbilly Traction Control System

42. If you do much knitting, you can wrap your yarn around a geode to keep it stretched tightly, for a neater appearance

43. People have been trading geodes since trading began. They were the original caveman currency, and in some places, they are still used for bartering today. So, invest, invest, invest!

44. Geodes are the official weapon of the Snipe Hunters of America

45. Geode Juggling--one of the finer fine arts

46. If you're into custom cars, geodes make great custom hood ornaments

47. Hillbilly Door Knocker

48. Hillbilly pom-poms

49. Hillbilly packing peanuts

50. Hillbilly Weather Instrument--if your geode is wet, it's rainin'. If it's wet, and cold, and covered with white stuff, it's snowin'. If its dry, and warm, odds are it's gonna be a nice day

51. A large geode makes an excellent medicine ball

52. Walnut cracker

53. Biscuit can whacker

54. They make great trophies and door prizes

55. Hillbilly birth control...umm...well, you figure it out

56. Hillbilly ice...put 10 pounds of tiny geodes in your freezer for a few days. Then fill your cooler with them and add your favorite beverage, you'll have cold drinks for days

57. Geode green tea, made by soaking moss or algae covered geodes in moonshine for 5 sunny days, is one of the key ingredients in Grannys Spring Tonic

58. Can be used as a practise ball for almost any sport, a large geode makes a terrific dodgeball

59. A well shaped geode makes an excellent wig holder

60. Turkey Bowling!

61. Because of their varying shapes, sizes, colors, and textures, geodes make fantastic toddler toys

62. Design your own muscle building program. Who needs a bowflex when you have 4 sixty pound geodes to lug around?

63. Cartoon-style mouse trap-put some cheese out for bait and tie a geode above it. Then wait patiently until the mouse comes, and cut the string

64. If you don't have a dog, get yourself a guard geode

65. Hillbilly Pop-A-Lock, emergency window breaking device, no first aide emergency kit should be without one

66. Design your own Geode Home, showcasing both the form and functionality of Natures Building Blocks

67. Get some small geodes and practise hatching eggs

68. Use geodes to scare away the dustbunnies

69. Use small heated geodes for Hillbilly Hot Rollers

70. Try using a geode for sponge painting. It will soak up less paint than a sponge, and you'll still get a great textured look

71.Make a crystal wand to give your fairy godmother, or your fairly odd mother, whichever one you have

72. Make some worry stones for your kids. My kids have some that say Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child, and Just Wait Til Your Father Gets Home

73. They are fantastic fish tank decorations

74. A large geode makes a great trash can lid latch

75. A geode is quite possibly....a must have item for keeping up with The Jones

76. Split on into, and make a lovely flower pot

77. Make a cobblestone drive or walkway

78. Geode Therapy for the feet--heat several small round geodes and put them in a pan of warm water. Slide your feet across them for a wonderful foot massage

79. Geodes make great sling shot ammo

80. Also, great catapult ammo, and excellent cannonballs

81. And, I think that might be how David killed Goliath

82. Hillbilly Ninja--take 2 three pound geodes, put each one in an old sock and sew the open ends together, then wield your Hillbilly Num-chucks proudly

83. If you make your own wine, and who doesn't these days, use geodes to crush your grapes, and say good-bye to those embarrassing purple stains on your feet

84. Buy several pairs of geodes and become a geode farmer

85. If you happen to be underweight, carry some geodes in your pockets to keep the wind from blowing you away

86. If you are overweight, carry some around to help you lose those unwanted pounds

87. Good for testing psychic abilities. Concentrate really hard and see if you can tell what's inside an unopened geode

88. Mountain lion kitty litter

89. Is that a geode in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

90. Geodes make great pets. They are very loyal, will listen to all your problems, you don't have to feed them or take them to the vet, they don't make any noise, and they won't bite your mother-in-law.(Everything has a down side)

91. Instead of tying cans to the newlyweds car, string some geodes to the bumper for a smashing good time

92. If you're shy, get yourself a geode collection, they are great ice breakers

93. Speaking of breaking the ice, always keep a geode near your cattle pond to break through the ice in the winter so your cattle can drink

94. Use geodes to counter balance your washing machine load

95. Also, throw some geodes in the laundry with your jeans for a nice stone washed look, very fashionable

96. Geodes make great squirrel bait. Put several good sized geodes underneath your walnut tree. Wait patiently, the squirrels will start chattering about the size of those nuts, and eventually they will come for a closer look. Then, before you can say Bobs your uncle, you'll be cookin' up some squirrel stew.

97. Grind them into a fine powder and make geode muffins...all natural and loaded with things like calcium and iron, and adds LOTS of roughage to your diet

98. A few well placed geodes lining your driveway will give the neighbors dog something to go on besides your tires. It's a well known fact that the acid in the dog urine weakens the rubber in the tires, forcing you to buy new tires more often. The old tires are recycled, but that process releases methane gas into the atmosphere, which eats the ozone layer like kids eat chocolate, which only adds fuel to the global warming fire. It's the little things like that, things you never think about, that's really killing our planet. I mean, yeah, the glaciers are melting, but do you have any idea how many dogs are peeing on tires every minute of every day?

99. You know that one person on your gift list who has everything, and you never know what to get them? Buy them a nice geode, and tell them they are like a geode, a unique and inexplicable anomaly of nature!

100. Take your heaviest sledge hammer and smash a geode, and there you have your very own 3-D puzzle

101. I have heard all my life that the crystals in geodes have healing powers. I just figured that was all a bunch of hooey, until one day I discovered for myself the incredible healing powers of a geode, quite by accident. To make short a long story, if you have a headache, try dropping a large geode on your foot. Your headache will immediately disappear..you may have to seek medical attention for your foot, but your headache will almost certainly be gone!